{"product_id":"lady-octopus","title":"Lady Octopus","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12X16 Mixed Media - colored pencil and gold pen on Arches Paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$75\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI read somewhere that the female octopus throws junk at males who bother her and honestly, I relate. Being a single mom can be pretty great at times, and once I settled into the idea that what’s meant for me will never truly miss me - i.e. that dating would come at the right time - life got a lot easier. And while I don’t throw things at men who enter my sphere without provocation, these lovely things called boundaries help keep the peace. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor now though, I quite like the idea of throwing clam shells at the occasional passer-by…except in our case it’s probably more like confetti and glitter and stray legos. I wonder if the female octopus would throw legos if offered? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUV sprayed for ultimate protection…don’t cross her path, otherwise you may face the wrath of the angry spray of legos and other stray bits. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hey Mama Paints","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48292117545178,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/8920\/7514\/files\/IMG_4114.heic?v=1785735597","url":"https:\/\/heymamapaints.com\/products\/lady-octopus","provider":"Hey Mama Paints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}